Friday, April 3, 2009

The Hunt

Although I have found gainful employment making old ladies believe that no shoes will love their feet like the shoes at my store, I do not feel that shoe sales will be a fulfilling job forever, so I have been busily hunting for another job. I am a licensed teacher, so it would make sense for me to find a teaching job. I'm having a lot of fun filling out tons of paperwork, and occasionally I find something excellent, like this recommendation form for one of the counties with which I am applying:

2. Check any traits below which characterize the applicant:
__Nervous
__Tense
__Discouraged
__Depressed
__Irritated
__Critical of others
__Argumentative
__Impatient
__Intolerant
__Domineering
__Sullen
__"Cocky"
__Easily embarrassed
__Frequently worried
__Prejudiced toward race or nationalities
__Lacks humor

(Later on the form...)

3. Is there any reason this person should not be considered? ____________________

So... any check marks in question 2 should probably answer question 3, right? Or is question 3 just in case my references haven't already said enough bad things about me? Just saying.